Rejected titles for Fox’s “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” game show

• Are You Smarter Than a High School Student?
• Are You Smarter Than a Middle School Student?
• Are You An Idiot?
• Why Siblings Should Not Mate
• So You Want to be Laughed at by 6 Million People on National TV
• I’m An Intellectual Masochist
• I’m Competing Against Someone Who Writes Their Name with Crayons on Construction Paper
• Paris Hilton School For the Gifted
• Get High-Fives From a 5th Grader for Answering a 2nd Grade Question
• Your Opponent is More Articulate Than You
• Jeopardy Makes My Head Hurt
• Going Full Retard
• I Would Have Done Better In School If It Was All Multiple Choice With Lifelines
• Can I Use “The Google”?