Human Bandwidth

1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperm.

On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 terabytes/sec

What they failed to realize was that this is a burst transfer rate, not a sustained transfer rate.

(via nickdouglas, datn, randominternet, QDB)

11/20/08 at 1:52pm
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    Fuck, that’s 5 billion times faster than my internet line....other news, that means
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    datn:randominternet:...….suddenly computer nerd takes on whole new meanings.
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    If that doesn’t get some techies all hot and bothered, I don’t know what will.
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    That’s it, we’re banning stem cell research before Google hears about this.
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