Nutcracker Suite, Act I
- Michael Lewis: (speaking with his vasectomy doctor) Tell me something else...
- Doctor: What's that?
- Michael Lewis: Do you have children?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Michael Lewis: Do you intend to have more?
- Doctor: No.
- Michael Lewis: Have you had it done to yourself?
- Doctor: No.
- Doctor: I haven't.
- Michael Lewis: Hypocrite.